Lurking just under this charming and sophisticated exterior hides an angry beast. A raging torrent of hot lava like emotion, ready to spew forth at a moments notice.
You really would be surprised at the silliest of triggers that set me off, most of them ill advised or premature. I am not by any means "well read" or intelligent enough to have well informed arguments or debates. In addition to this, I will very rarely admit I am wrong.
I am in essence a jack ass but it appears a humorous one.
Anger:- a strong feeling of displeasure and belligerence aroused by a wrong; wrath; ire.
You would be forgiven for reading that and not immediately thinking of comedy. Yet many successful comedians are angry. So much in fact, the BBC commissioned two programs. "Grumpy Old Men" and "Grumpy Old Women". The one program I feel most suited, yet I fear the poor editors would of had too much footage to go through to trim down to a 30 minute program.
I have noticed that occasionally these rants (whether they be long rants or short bursts of expletives) bring mirth to those in the vicinity.
Therefore, in order to document those moments, prove to the world that I can indeed make people laugh, I will "blog".
Many things make me angry. Lists being one of those things.
Just expect plenty of "NO BALL GAMES" or "KEEP OFF THE GRASS" posts when the mood takes me.
I feel I should have a sign off, all great news anchors have them.
And that's the way the cookie..
Oh, sod off
